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GI Joe: Rise of Cobra Duke figure

Seriously, does Channing Tatum NOT look like an assclown on the packaging? Granted, the guy could kick my ass nine ways to Super Bowl Sunday if he ever met me for saying that, but still- assclown.

And here, Mr. Tatum practically admits the GI Joe movie is going to blow dogs for quarters. Clicky.

After reading that, I hope this movie bombs so terribly that studios have no choice but to faithfully adapt classic cartoons for live-action movies, or, they call their movies by antoher name entirely. GI Joe could have been called something different entirely, and I'll gamble that would have helped them come August.

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