Retromercial of the Day: Day 22



Ah, Tomax & Xamot. Seriously. "Let's create a set of ambiguously gay evil twins to command the Crimson Guard and dress like the circus performers that they are!" "Great idea, Mr. Hasbro President in 1985!"
I'm pretty sure it went down like that.

Anyway, I decided to dig this one up since I just found the Tomax & Xamot set from the 25th Anniversary line, and it's phenomenal. If you fancy your Joe toys (and who that comes here doesn't?) you should get yourself a set by hook or by crook.

Plus this commercial features (prototypes of) Quick Kick, Lady Jaye, and Dusty, some of the great 1985 characters.

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