Dear makers of the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie

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Here is your competition, from the 2009 GI Joe live-action movie. As you can see, it is patently ridiculous. Folks at Warner Brothers, you know you can do better than Paramount, the entity producing GI Joe. Just because it's based on a cartoon from the 1980s doesn't mean it still has to look ridiculous in a different way. I beg you, Warner Brothers, to look at what made the original property so charming in the first place, and not "update" or leatherize it. Some people say it worked for the X-Men franchise, but the only thing that time has proven about that is that copying that idea is bringing down genre films as a whole. I know you are worried about profits, since it's expensive to make movies, but not everything has to appeal to teenagers. Yes, they have money, but people who actually played with He-Man toys in the 1980s have lots more money, and some of them even have kids. Please, think of the twenty- and thirtysomethings and their children instead of the lowest common denominator. Thank You for your time.

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Matt said…
They look gay. Storm Shadow the most of all, it looks like he raided Elton John's closet. Baroness looks okay because she wore black in the cartoon. from an vision point of view this movie going to suck.
3:46 PM
Benjamin said…
I'm still unable to get past Scarlett's boob armor. I'll have to hate on Elton John later. :)
2:20 AM
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