Punisher: MAXed out.



I am so buying that little Punisher fella. Only in America can a gun-toting maniac with a kill count equal to Genghis Khan get his visage on something meant for preschoolers.

Yep, that'll be the newest "it" thing for hipsters who love irony to own next year.

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