Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
You remember this one, don't you? Basically, you're a kid aged 17 named Little Mac (your mother hated you) who has no business stepping into the ring with some of these guys. Some are in your weight class. Most are not. Granted, I don't know a hell of a whole lot about boxing, but I'm sure a guy like Bald Bull could have knocked Mac's head clean off his shoulders and onto some lady's lap with a good right hook. Speaking of Bald Bull, weren't the 1980s such a simpler time? An 8-bit package of stereotypes was this game. A weak Frenchman, a Russian with red skin, and a sneaky German, plus other stereotypes. I'll bet you a dollar you couldn't get away with that now. But hey, Nintendo games had lots of crazy shit like that born out of the Cold War. Rush'n Attack, anyone? First you fought Glass Joe. If you blew it on this guy, you sucked and had no business holding an NES controller in your hands. You were better off playing Sorry! Von Kaiser was next...